How Many Sins Are You Guilty Of?

According to Herr Dietrich Kolde, these are the sins:

1. Breaking any of the 10 Commandments, the Decalogue.
2. Violating any of 5 Commandments of the Church.
3. The 7 Deadly Sins
4. 9 Alien Sins
5. myriads of Glossal Sins (cursing, I suppose)
6. the Mute Sins (mostly sexual)
7. 3 Openly Discussed Sins (against nature)
8. 6 Sins Against the Holy Ghost

Fuck! That's a lotta goddamned sins!